Monday, 30 June 2008

Well, Germany, I tried!

In honour of Germany's making it to the final of the European Football Championship 2008:

29th June, 2008, for the final of the European Championships...

Yesterday I decorated one dozen cupcakes (Your Basic Chocolate Cupcake from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World), with mint buttercream icing and marzipan decorations (with a little licorice and chocolate icing). Yes, I realise that the German flag is supposed to be black, red and gold, and clearly I crossed the line between gold and orange. As you can see from the half-arsed footballs, I'm still a novice, and those powdered colours are tricky — the red in particular is a potent son-of-a-bitch!

Anyway, they lost to Spain, 1:0. In spite of my baking efforts and getting up early this morning to watch.

Friday, 27 June 2008

An answer to that question...


From Books by Bexx on Etsy, an adorably witty and convenient solution to that question. Buy one and throw it in your handbag/courier bag/backpack/pocket. Be prepared, my veg*n scouts!

Also available in "...Calcium" and "...Iron" versions; they're all free of animal products. Click here for the Books by Bexx Etsy store.

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Don't know about sexy, but I sure am one cranky veg*n

So, PETA recently announced its Sexiest Vegetarians for 2008, as voted for by visitors to its website. The winners were Anthony Kiedis and Leona Lewis, or Abbie Cornish and Xavier Rudd for Australia, in case you missed it.

In her "Trash Talk" blog for The Age online, Michelle Johnson seems to have leapt at the chance to make a couple of snide remarks about vegetarians. I know, I know, it's only about the 200th time I've heard this sort of stuff, but it still rankles me. It rankles me big time!

She begins with, "After having lists for everything from the richest to least attractive celebrities in the past, we have now come to this." Thus setting it up as a complete load of rubbish... and somehow even worse than those other lists.

Johnson continues a few sentences later with, "Now, remind me again why vegetarians should be sexy? Silly me thought the main requirement would be um, not to eat meat. And love animals. Plus, fur is out."

Well. Let's remind her, shall we? Because there are sexy vegetarians as surely as there are sexy mechanics, waiters, lesbians or athletes. Because there are veg*ns (and who else do you suppose was doing most of the voting?) for whom veg*nism in others is very attractive. And yes, because PETA uses celebrities in many of its campaigns; and while even many veg*ns don't always agree with PETA's tactics or stance on particular issues, the organisation could hardly be accused of breaking new ground in showing that largely meaningless celebrity-based faux-news gains attention.

Follow the link, read the piece for yourself if you so desire, and read the vegetarian-bashing comments made below it if you can be bothered. This little veg*n is off to have dinner.

Monday, 23 June 2008

Kitschy Kitschy Cute

Around a week ago, a friend recounted how one of his uni lecturers had told the class that kitsch is the most difficult art form. As someone who claims to "love kitsch", I've since been thinking about exactly what it is that attracts me to kitsch, and whether that is even a suitable name for some of these things I like.

I avowedly love bright colours, bold jewellery, pop cultural artefacts and retro styling. I much admire the annual Eurovision Grand Prix, garden gnomes, the film Xanadu, T-shirts with jokey slogans, my parents' old tile-topped coffee table that I hope to rescue from storage one day, the 1966 Batman movie, garden flamingos, the Star Wars Holiday Special, and practically anything made of orange Bakelite. In most instances, there is a large degree of entertainment involved: they make me laugh, or at least bring a smile, perhaps a smirk, to my face.

But that's where I also start to feel uncomfortable about kitsch, because to recognise it as such ultimately means considering yourself to have some insight that others didn't. Stephen Bayley in the UK Independent (in a 1999 review of The Artificial Kingdom by Celeste Olalquiaga), comes close to describing my feelings:

There are two sorts of kitsch, innocent and experienced. Innocent kitsch is uneducated taste in the fine and decorative arts: glass ornaments, bad reproductions of gallery art, lava lamps, flying ducks. Experienced kitsch admires the very same objects, although viewed through the contemptuous eyes of the cocksure, the self-important and the smart. Kitsch is bad art: the innocent don't know any better, the experienced, intoxicated by a lethal brew of existential doubt, multicultural relativism, postmodern irony and, recently, millenarian anxiety, think they are being clever.

So, what, appreciating kitsch comes down to one of two things: either you are some poor pleb who has no innate good taste and no art history degree to bless herself with, or you are an objectionable smart-arse who sails through life laughing at everything? Oh, and by the way — I like lava lamps, too!

While I would hate to be accused of having bad taste, I often wonder if there is such a thing when it comes to aesthetic preferences. Surely it is sometimes as simple as what you like or don't like, what you find visually appealing or not. And, while Bayley is referring more to the kitsch-as-high-art-movement of artists such as Jeff Koons, I would equally hate to be surrounding myself with objects that please me only on an intellectual level. My love of kitsch lies in that happy middle ground. I believe garden gnomes to be little emblems of superficially comfortable suburbia. I also know them to be pleasantly non-functional and characterful products of the desire to stamp some individuality on houses and gardens, even in the face of their obviously mass manufactured nature. I'll go further: I just think they look good.

Kitsch is democratic, generally more affordable than its more "proper" cultural counterparts, and often bound up with specific memories for its owner.

Bayley goes on to write:

Kitsch is knowing and sly. It is patronising and condescending. As Eric Hobsbawm knew, "The less sophisticated the mass public, the greater the appeal of decoration." Kitsch is wicked because it makes fun of the less sophisticated, the credulous and the uneducated.

Modern design, on the other hand, aims to educate and dignify them.

How kind of modern design to want to help me! But I maintain that, after I have admired all the sophisticated, edifying high-end design and great art I can find, it is not through sheer ignorance that I enjoy going home to look at a few movie posters on my walls.